ladyvalentyne submitted: I believe Prince Blueblood is behind this…
rarityanswers:

I’ve seen these flyers around Canterlot lately.

And I give you my response.
Of course you know, this means WAR!
Trotting trollop DIDN’T EVEN GET MY MANE COLOR RIGHT! HMPH!
rarityanswers:
I accidentally actual advice again.
All I heard was “Blah blah blah I’m going to die alone”.
A clueless and oblivious stallion would’ve assumed that Rarity right there is angry at me, but I know better. See that dot on the “i” ? That is a heart. That means she WANTS me! Ohohoho! OHOHOHO!