The teenager girls between the ages of 13 and 19!
(( I got around 12 questions asking me about this fanfic, I don’t give a horse’s arse about fanfictions and I don’t think I’ve ever read one fully before but I figured… why the hell not? Well, it was amazing. Give it a try if you’ve got the time. http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/11/story-best-night-ever.html ))
HII GUYSSS! It fills me with joy to be the bringer of good news!
I know this is a bit late but I’m using my laptop SO AUNTIE DOESN’T KNOW I’M STILL UP >:))) so here I come, get ready because there’s THREE GOOD NEWS! I’ll go from less good to goodest!
1) I finally found the DVD REMOTE! It wasn’t hidden after all! I found it inside aunt Celestia’s wardrobe, but she swears she doesn’t know how it got there and you know what? I trust her. She’s white just like me.
2) SHE GAVE ME MORE PAPER TO DRAW ON! :D I promised that if she gave me more paper I would stop chucking bits at homeless ponies ( “promised”, because I’m totally doing it again tomorrow ) and now I can show you more of my art!
3) FINALLY SAW CARS 2! Best movie eveeerrrr! Everything is so fast and the cars talk like real ponies and there’s all that action and and oh my gosh I just don’t know how to explain how amazing it was everypony should go watch Cars 2 RIGHT NOW, you know what? I’ll make that a law. If whoever doesn’t watch Cars 2 by next friday he’s banned from the kingdom forever.
Anyway, I liked Cars 2 so much that I made my own original characters for it! Guess that shows you how much that movies fuels your imagination, eh? They’re 100% original but based on real vehicles that I saw in the movie!
The first one is called PRINCE BLUERIG, he is a handsome prince from the kingdom of Bwoombwoom (that is the noise trucks do when they’re happy, as according to the movie), all the girl cars want him because he is handsome and charming and maybe because of his money too but I doubt it. He is the strongest and fastest truck and I like to imagine a scene where he runs over a gryphon and the gryphon dies because he’s fat.
The white one is Raricarty, she is a sports car and a TOOOOTAL wench! All she wants is Bluerig’s money and she acts like she’s a lady but deep inside she is a hambeast that eats bumpkin food instead of actual car fuel, thankfully Prince Bluerig manages to see that deep inside she is a rotten sparkplug and kicks her inside a big hole and she dies.
The last one is the villain, she’s called Rape Wagon. She’s a big wagon that goes around raping cars and wants Bluerig’s tailpipe the most because he is THAT HOT and it’s totally creepy because he’s actualy her nephew and Celestia knows that is just WRONG. Good thing she is fat and Bluerig manages to outrun her everytime because he is the fastest thing on wheels.
That’s all fellas! Keep following my Tumblr for more art, movie reviews and just flat out cool material every week! See ya’!
P.S. STOP ASKING IF I’M LUNA’S SON YOU SIMPLETONS